"The mark of an immature man is that he would die knobly for a cause. The mark of a mature man is that he would live humbly for one" - Catcher in the Rye -WARNING WRITER SPELLING CHALLENGED! But Sometimes you have to say "what the fuck!"

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Life is stranger than fiction

Traveling across the country I made the following observations…

The most beautiful red rock formations and bizarre weather patterns naturally occur in Colorado.

At night, Utah’s salt mines look like vast oceans.

Small towns in Oregon breed cute red neck boys. This is especially fun when hanging out with them along river beds while scantily clad.

There is no place like home.

Gamblers always find a card table.

True friends will ALWAYS support you.

When desperate for sex, put out an add on Craigslist.com. Even for a joke, you will be amused at your colorful responses. Lol

Washington state has the most beautiful mountains… and tallest, greenest trees.

Soldiers look damn good in a uniform.

Cowboys look good shirtless in old pick up trucks.

Your not really a rock star until you have been 86’d from a bar

Graveyards can be a lot of fun at sun down.

Always leave an impression…. Wherever you travel.

Always know when its time to disappear.

Remember always how to make an entrance.


PS When I was in LA I met this blogger and what a piece he was. YOWSA!


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