"The mark of an immature man is that he would die knobly for a cause. The mark of a mature man is that he would live humbly for one" - Catcher in the Rye -WARNING WRITER SPELLING CHALLENGED! But Sometimes you have to say "what the fuck!"

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Thank you Big Daddy James.... You are the Blog Master

Vader has a new Master.... Big Daddy James, the American Blogger and Ultimate Blog Master. I bow to you.....

Thank you for fixing up this site. Vader is now your slave. xxxxxxxxooooooo

and... since its late, here is a quick quiz to confirm that yes, Vader is a Bitch. A Bettie Page Bondage Bitch. Whap!

Nite All


You're Whip Bettie. You're definitely on the
masochistic side. You like to sport dark colors
and especially black vinyl. Pain is
beauty...and well SEXY! Many see you as a
bitch, but that's okay, you can't always be
around to say thank you :)


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88 comments:

Debra said...

Awesome! Looks fantastic!

*I know, I'm supposed to be asleep!*

Tricia said...

Wow,
James is awesome!


For you my love.

ONE FLAW IN WOMEN
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of
working overtime.
An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much
time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable
parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have
a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure
anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!?

No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much
work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing
this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself
when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have
made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her
tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she
will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched
the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief
and her pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You
thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear
hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and
joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to
cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They
fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take
"no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go
without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a
frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children
excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear
about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They
grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal
a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly,
walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart
of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and
love. They have compassion and ideals.They give moral support to their
family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY
FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Jack said...

Love they layout, Vg!

I got Leggy Bettie...you may be tall or short but either way you seem to make the guys swoon and the girls jealous and girls think of you as a "slut" or "bitch". Again, you're beautiful, they're not...right?

no milk said...

i always wondered what happened to betty page. now i know--she's become a meme quiz :)

Vadergrrrl said...

Haloscan sure has been acting up lately.

Thanks for the comments guys.

xxxoooo

Its hard to respond in blogger cuz I cant read the comments. Thats why I like haloscan better. But, the aliens have obviously invaded. lol

Cootera said...

Great layout! Kudos to Big Daddy!! And, turns out I'm 'color Betty'. Wha!

wontonfoey said...

I lost your e-mail adress in cyberspace, while I was writing you a reply. Can't check which Betty I am, but I think it's Sado Betty! ; )

wontonfoey said...

ok, I'm "Nude Bettie"...Wild and hyper.

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I like the changes! You're right, he did a very good job!

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Yay for BDJ! Looks good, VG!

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