"The mark of an immature man is that he would die knobly for a cause. The mark of a mature man is that he would live humbly for one" - Catcher in the Rye -WARNING WRITER SPELLING CHALLENGED! But Sometimes you have to say "what the fuck!"

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Ooooh.... yeah...Spank me like a bad GRRRL! Bettie Page and Bondage 101


In my teens I idolized Marilyn Monroe, she was sexy, sultry, and oh so beautiful. Marilyn was my dream grrrl, until my early 20’s when upon my sexual liberation I first became expose to Bettie Page. Unconsciously, almost as if fate had intervened, by my early 20’s I started to cultivate the Bettie Page look. This was before I even was aware of who she was. I prefered to keep my hair dark, with short bangs, I preferred 50’s style clothing, and I was especially was into sporting anything leopard print… bras, panties, furniture, purses, shoes…Everything. Once I became aware of Bettie I felt a soul connection, as if my spiritual sister had paved the way for my sexual and personal identity.



Bettie the Bondage Babe
Bettie was also very naughty, her highly publicized “bondage” photos still leave a legacy of both fetish and intrigue. From what we saw in the photos, Bettie liked to be spanked with a hairbrush, spank other grrrls, be tied up, gagged, and emulate the persona of a Dominatrix Diva. Bettie made this look oh so exciting, and I couldn’t wait to emulate her in every way. To this day, one of my dreams has been to do a black and white photo shoot in homage to Bettie’s bondage shots. Im still waiting to find the “right” photographer to complete this goal. LOL



Dominatrix Divas!
I started getting into bondage and fetish in my early 20's. This culminated when I moved to the Bay Area, and would attend fetish shows and Sexstacy balls (Featuring bands such as Lords of Acid and Thrill Kill Kult). At these events, a bunch of us grrrls would dress to the nines in full on bondage gear and then go out and paint the town red. For my look, I would usually sport fishnet tights held up by an exposed garter belt, a short vinyl mini skirt, black bra, see through top, and accessorize with spiked cuffs, spiked collar, handcuffs, a whip, and a big leather cock ring worn on my arm as a bracelet. Being that I am about 6 feet tall, I would always play the Dom. My grrrlfriend, who was a petite brunette, would be my slave, dressing in a shear see-through dress, with black bra and panties exposed, a big dog collar with a leash…of which I of course had the reigns! We would parade around, and I would spank her and we would kiss, and fondle each other, and act all wild and and oh so crazy. We especially liked to "go wild" AFTER the fetish show, out on the town, where we could shock the locals. Granted it was San Francisco, but we still got some shocked and surprised looks from passerby’s. This was all for fun and show, but none of these theatrics really made it into the bedroom. I do have a bunch of great photos from these adventures that if I am able to scan one day, I will share.





Peak inside Vadergrrrl’s playpen
Sexually my bondage experience seem to keep me in the position of slave grrrl. I have been blindfolded and tied up numerous times during sex.(very fun especially with silk sheets, candlewax, and other naughty bedroom toys) I have also been handcuffed, or forcibly restrained. I love to be spanked, bitten, have my hair pulled and be roughed with. It seems however, that my being female, most men I have been with insist on being the Dom, and my being the slave. Most men like to spank, but don’t want to be on the receiving end. Believe me, I try to get them to bend over my knee, and use a hairbrush on their ass, but they just wont let me do that for long. They would wrather, it seems, do that to me. Like the freak I am, I of course LOVE IT! I have tied a man up and given him oral, or gotten on top, and they do seem to like it when they can just lay there and I do all the work. It seems when it comes to bondage, I am the slave…. Not the Dom. Though I like to play one on TV... LOL.





Thank you Bettie!
Thank you Bettie for teaching me how to be sexy, liberated, naughty, and a dark haired diva. We will probably never know, what really happened to Bondage Queen Bettie, but we will love and cherish her Goddess image for a lifetime…
Xoxoxoxo love you Bettie! Below is an short article on Bettie, and then some bondage sex tips...

Photos from this site

Excerpt from article on Bettie
Bettie link

Black Bangs, Bikinis and Bondage
Desiree Krauss

The legendary Bettie (her preferred spelling) Page has a huge cult following, and with good reason; she is simply the queen of pin-up girls. The voluptuous, dark haired beauty with her trademark bangs captured a unique mix of naughty and nice in the 1950's that is still revered today by many fans. She may not be as publicly known as say, Marilyn Monroe or other starlets of that era, but it’s that dark edge that makes us love her. It has been estimated that over 20,000 photographs of Bettie have been taken – more than Madonna, Greta Garbo and Marilyn Monroe combined.
She was born in Nashville, April 22, 1923, the second of six children. Her family suffered from economic instability during the Depression and her parents encountered many problems; her father was abusive and womanizing. When her parents divorced, Bettie, at the age of 10, and her sisters were placed in an orphanage while her mother worked and saved money.
In high school, Bettie was a straight A student, active in school activities, such as the drama club, and didn't date very much. She was even voted "Most Likely to Succeed." She also learned to sew and would later make many of her own costumes. She fell a bit short of being class valedictorian and lost a scholarship to Vanderbilt University. After high school, she enrolled in the Peabody College for Teachers in Nashville. Billy Neal, her boyfriend, became her husband during her first year at Peabody, but he was drafted and sent off to War. She graduated in 1944 with a B.A. and moved to San Francisco to be closer to him. She got her start in modeling in San Francisco, posing in fur coats for a local furrier.
When the War was over, Bettie and Billy grew apart; she did quite a bit of traveling during this time to Miami, Nashville and Port au Prince. In November 1947, she filed for divorce. (She would marry again two more times!) Bettie Page moved to New York, where she met Jerry Tibbs. Jerry was a cop who dabbled in photography. He helped her put together her pin-up portfolio and suggested that she wear bangs to mask her high forehead, which would become her signature look.
Her modeling career took off; she began posing within camera clubs, where as many as sixty photographers would be snapping away. Her shots showed up in a variety of cheesecake magazines. She had no qualms about posing nude. Bettie preferred outdoor shoots; many of her infamous beach shots are by Bunny Yeager.
Bettie Page began working with brother and sister team Irving and Paula Klaw in 1951, posing for what were very controversial bondage photos in the conservative, "I Like Ike" days of America. Her uber-high heels, whips and other accoutrements of domination were ordered up by the customers who purchased the photos. Ms. Page laughed at some of the odd requests, yet was able to deliver these poses with a twinkle in her eye.
The success of these photos led to 8mm shorts such as Varietease and Teaserama. She made at least 50 of these infamous short stag films.
She was chosen as the centerfold in Playboy's January issue in 1955. The picture chosen was bought by the then-fledgling magazine from Bunny Yeager. Bettie was just shy of 32 years old at that time; ironic considering most models were considered “over-the-hill” at 25.
A huge controversy stirred over the Irving Klaw fetish films, and the U.S. government investigated Klaw as a pornographer. He was arrested for distribution of obscene material and it is estimated that 80% of his photos were burned.
Also around this time, it has been said that a pornographer placed Bettie’s head on another woman’s body. The only set of “nasty” photos may have been taken at a party where Bettie was drunk, but this was pushing it too far. Bettie spent much of her savings buying up these photographs.
Feeling burned out, she ended her modeling career at its peak in 1957. She left New York for Florida, and became a devout Christian in the late fifties. Today she lives privately with her family in California, never to be photographed again, but she is clearly etched in our memories as the bikini-clad, black banged girl.


BONDAGE TIPS 101
What would be a Vadergrrrl post with out some sex tips. For those curious about bondage here are some tips. Enjoy!


Bondage site

Bondage for beginners
Many people think about bondage but have no idea where to start. Here's TheSite's beginner guide to get you started safely.
A simple definition of bondage is that it restricts someone's movement. Many people have tried a bit of "tie and tease", and found it to be an exciting way to spice up their love life.
The most important aspect of bondage games is trust, because one of the partners started safely.
A simple definition of bondage is that it restricts someone's movement. Many people have tried a bit of "tie and tease", and found it to be an exciting way to spice up their love life.
The most important aspect of bondage games is trust, because one of the partners is restricted and therefore vulnerable. You must be able to trust one another completely; otherwise these kinds of games should never be played. The active partner (or 'top') should never use the session purely to fulfil their own fantasies in a selfish way, they should also think about the pleasure of the restrained partner ('passive partner' or 'bottom').

What's the attraction?

People are attracted to this type of play for a number of different reasons. Being tied up allows some people to relax and enjoy being given pleasure without having to worry about giving pleasure back to their partner at the same time. Others prefer to play-struggle against their restraints, and say it builds up an exciting adrenaline rush. Being blindfolded is supposed to heighten other sensations in the body. The person performing the bondage gets increased feelings of personal power, but of course this must never be abused.

First-time fun ideas

Some things that first-timers can try out include:
· Taking turns to tie each other up with silk scarves and tease one another.
· Tie the passive partner up with something that can easily be broken out of, such as paper streamers, or a really thin chain. Then they only have to stay in that position if they want to be there.
· Blindfolding during sex, massage, or kissing.
· Furry lovecuffs - handcuffs that are padded with fake fur on the inside to prevent chafing, and can't close too far (which cuts off the circulation).
Before you go rushing off to the bedroom (or dungeon!), read our safety tips and reminders.

Safety tips

There are several safety issues to consider when playing bondage games, concerning consent, abuse, and physical injuries. If you don't feel safe with something then don't do it, there are hundreds of other things you can do instead.
· This is NOT something to try with someone you've just met. You really don't know whether they are trustworthy or not until you know them better, however charming they may seem at first.
· Never let a partner coerce or bully you into any sexual practice that you don't want to do. It's perfectly OK to say no, a decent lover will understand.
· Talk about it beforehand and discuss what you plan to do. Say what you will or will not allow. These rules and limits are sacred and must not be broken during the game.
· Have a safe word agreed before you begin. This is something that the passive partner can say if they want the other person to stop, a common safe word is 'enough'. The active partner must then stop what they are doing immediately, and release the passive partner within seconds.
· Never tie something around someone's neck unless it is a collar that's specially made for the purpose. There is a high risk of tissue damage, choking, or fatal strangulation. Similarly, gags are potentially dangerous.
· If someone is tied up, they must never be left alone. The active partner must make sure they are comfortable, breathing properly, and that nothing is cutting off their circulation.
· Do not try bondage in a remote place, just in case there is an accident that leaves the active partner injured and the passive partner tied up with no way of getting help.
· If you've never tried bondage before, don't go straight into anything that uses complicated equipment. This is for experts only and has extra safety issues that you may not understand.
· The rules of safer sex still apply. Use condoms for penetrative sex. Drink and drugs can cause you to seriously underestimate safety risks. Avoid intoxication


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Vadergrrrl said...

I just rushed this post out fast, as Im still working on my soapbox derby article, almost done though. Im going to edit this last post, and clean up the typos when I get home tonight.

jp said...

Don't lie...you've been working all day on this, haven't you? :o)

Vadergrrrl said...

jp... sugar... I actually have been trying to WORK today, and in my free time finish this DARN soapbox derby piece... due TODAY.....!
-This post took me about 20 mins...

PunkAssBitch said...

oh thank the Gods, I was starting to go into panic mode because it wouldn't let me comment! ACK!

I heart Bettie! I got her too on the Pin Up Girl test. I'll never forget the day when I discovered her, I too loved Marilyn, but this girl was classy looking but SCANDALOUS...in a fun way, not in the way Marilyn was LOL.

My story is similar to yours, I've actually been *86'd* from bars for how we used to dress up & play...with my trusty riding crop. I still don't get WHY I was 86'd, we were just having fun & everyone seemed to enjoy it except the bouncer...LOL...but I digress...

the other similarity...I never get to be the Dom dammit! POOP on that! He's a pretty open minded guy, but he won't let me play the role I wanna...and he spanks REALLY FUCKING HARD LOL.

and if you pumped this out in 20 minutes...damn grrrlll.....you are GOOD!

p.s. I saw your comments at my blogspot 'blog'...that's not my home, only my ability to leave comments. I can be found at www.punk-ass-bitch.com.

my entries there never seem to be half as good as my commentary here is though LOL...you must be my muse :-P

Locke said...

You can bend me over your knee and whip me like the naughty boy that I am anytime. ;-)

Guess I've always been the odd man out. Dom men/women have always been more fun for me than Sub men/women. Bettie Page is a Goddess!

Kate the Peon said...

Vader...thanks for the tips. It's not easy to find an independent, sexually aware, liberal female these days. I'm still far too repressed to live out some of my fantasies, but you give me hope.

Whip on!

Tricia said...

Good Goth,
aren't those the same exact positions we were doing last weekend Vader?

Oh happy memories.

Michael said...

Way to go, Vadergrrrl. I was just wondering about this soapbox derby story. What's it for? A kids' sporting magazine? What would happen if you mixed up your writing "assignments"? I'm sure we'd enjoy reading a post about the derby stuff... but not as much as the tykes would appreciate the spanking /domination info.

Anyway, I'm glad we got the right story -- this was very edumicational. Love those pix!

MERLIN said...

loved it!!! i dated a girl a while back that had the bettie page look going...mmm... good times

Avuncular 1 said...

Slave, Dom, It's all bad in that oh, so good way. Just like me.

Jamie said...

Inspiring me to test out my fantasy. I wanna be the Dom. In total control. Just gotta find someone who will let me... Dastard?

Avuncular 1 said...

Anytime Jamie. I'm actually spanking something right now.
Goodnight!

Zelda said...

Vader - you look a whole lot like Bettie - I was trying to place it for days and then you nailed it. Cheers.

Bondage is soooo cool. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Yaaaaahooooo

Jenn said...

Oh good post! Love the tips you rule grrrrl.

Debra said...

Bettie Page was the hottest of all the pinups, and the photos by Bunny Yeager are some of my faves. Forgot "Blonde Ambition", bring on the raven haired beauty that's Bettie!

Did anyone ever seen the bit on TV a year or two ago where they interviewed her, all these years later? She wouldn't let them see her on camera, but she did talk, and answer a few questions.

I can understand after what she did for so long, and how big she because everywhere having to just disapeer to find her own life, and start over. But to her fans it must have seemed she just disapeered, rather then what she really did- find religion, and start her life over again.

Either way, she changed the way the world looked at pinups, and made pin ups such a good thing to see. I've got literally dozens if not hundreds of her pics saved to my computer that I've saved from various sites.

Bondage... hmmm... I swear I must have found very guy who was just plain old vanilla sex and that's it! I love to be restrained, even if it's just to have my arms pinned down with his hand, and told no, I can't have/do/whatever it is I wanted to do. But I also love to put up a little fight so it really seems like I can't have it. But that has freaked a few guys out. Heck, I've (amazingly!) put the brakes on the most awsome sex by suddenly announcing that I'd like him to pull out and come in my mouth when he's ready.. that's gotten me some looks of "You want me to do what?!?!?" Boys.

You'd think that would be on thir list of hot, not shock...

Spanking has never really intrigued or interested me, but a little hair pulling is good, and I'm alll for biting and scratching. I've had to wear bandaids over my nipples afterwards more then once...lol.

I so need to find time for a man even if just to play! Then again, the only slave I'm being right now is one to my education!

Inanna said...

Other good safe words are "yellow" to back off and "red" to stop completely...ummm not that I would know or anything.

Debra said...

Uh-huh...lol. But those would be good choices- universal with stop lights and easy to remember.

"Do not try bondage in a remote place, just in case there is an accident that leaves the active partner injured and the passive partner tied up with no way of getting help."

Can we say Gerald's Game, anyone? Meep!

Dave said...

Every day Vadergrrrl, I am more and more impressed not only with the content here, but your perspective on it all.

So few people know how exciting that bondage and dicipline can be, and I believe if more tried it, it would be much more accepted.

Thanks again for a wonderful read.
Dave/dchamp

qffffff said...

I think I dated her daughter in college. She was all about tying things up, but things were always falling all over the place none the less.

Todd Vodka
http://blithelywego.blogspot.com/

Inanna said...

I had completely forgotten about "Gerald's Game". That gives me the heebie jeebies, the whole cut wrist thing... (shudders)

Vadergrrrl said...

PunkAssBitch - Good to hear from you! I know, the comments on blogger can suck! Im trying to get Haloscan on my blog (with the help of Michael and David.... thanks studs!)
-Those damn cock blocking (or pussy blocking) bouncers! How dare they 86 you guys for putting on a fun show. That is terrible!
-I dont know what guys have to be the DOM, maybe its that male thing. When they spank hard, it does hurt, there really is an art to spanking, you have to make it sting a little and leave red marks, but you dont want to beat a grrrl down. Practice, practice, practice!

Locke - would love to spank you like a bad boy. LOL.

Kate - just admitting that you would like to explore is the first step to becoming sexually liberated. Its very hard, with some of our church upbringings, and our societies "puritanical" and "victorian" repressions. Believe it or not, Dr. William Acton (US DR in early 1900s) actually published medical discourse arguing that women DID NOT HAVE ORGASMS. This kind of medical mentality still has effect on many women.

Tricia - my sex kitten, Saturday was fun, but darn, we forgot to take photos... next time my love...

Hi Michael! - the soapbox derby article is now finished... yipee! Its for the local paper here, I freelance for them. Yes, that would be funny if the articles were swaped, but I try to stay low profile on the sex thang here, as my teenage son doesnt appreciate the Stiffler's mom thang...
xoxoxoxoxoxo

Merlin - glad I could bring back some memories for ya! Thanks for commenting.

Dastard- naughty, naughty boy you. I wish I could be spanking you right now, and/or watching you spank yourself. LOL ---- um um sugar!

jamie - you go grrrl! Love your blog, your one kick ass cool chick. Thanks for your comment... Can we share the Dastard? A bondage threesome would be fun. LOL

Zelda - you made my morning... thank you. Im pretty tall, and not as curvy as Bettie, but gee I wish I could be as SEXY as her. I still one day want to do a black and white photo shot mocking her photos. Like I said, I have to find a photographer I am really comfortable with. Ive modeled and stuff before, and the photographers were nice, but Im not too comfortable taking off my clothes for these guys.... one day. LOL

Jenn - I love you! Im glad you liked the post.

Debra- you ALWAYS have the best comments! Im still waiting for the email about the Tomatoes... I didnt see the Bettie Page interview, but I did buy a biography that had her infamous mug shot in there. Shes definately changed herself, but then, it seems a lot of famous sex kittens do that.
-Thats too funny that guys are shocked when you ask them to cum in your mouth. What kind of squares are you with? Loosen up guys (I guess you can ask if you can stick a dildo up their ass and spank them.... that would really shock them... LOL)
luv ya grrrl! Email me that info!

Inanna - Yellow and red, sound like good safe words, I guess GREEN would mean keep going, and Im very, very EXCITED....

Debra- what is Geralds Game? Please explain, I dont know about this one.

Dave/dchamp - what a sweet thing to say. I could suggest nipple clamps and cock rings, if you dont want to buy them, use a women's hair band as a cock ring, and you can also use hair clips for nipple clamps. My ex boyfriend use to love the hairband/cockring, he said it kept him harder longer and made his orgasm more intense...

Todd Vodka - the poet master of blogs... Tie me up, tie me down baby... and then wisper some poetry in my ear... MEOW!

Inanna - what is Geralds Game? Cutting wrists? Im dying to know here....

Avuncular 1 said...

Schproinggggg!!!!

CountChocula said...

I'm daydreaming way too much about fur-lined cuffs, hair pulling and vampires to even TRY to come up with a sensible comment here V, lol. Go on wit yo bad self, luv ya!

P.S. (Forgot to mention this in an earlier post, but wasn't Faith No More's - Epic about masturbation too? Love that song, often think of Mike Patton when "dancing with myself", heehee.)

Maddy said...

I asked my husband if he wanted me to tie him up once, but he said no, it wasn't this thing. I think that he was just a little bit afraid that I might Bobbitize him considering the antics he's been up to for quite a few years!

Avuncular 1 said...

If you like Mike Patton and sexin' it, I reccomend "Music to make Love to your Old Lady by." By Lovage. Lovage is Mike Patton, Jennifer Charles, and Dan the Automator. Mike Patton and Jennifer Charles do some hot duets. The words to some of the songs can be f'd up and not very romantic (sometimes disturbing, sometimes funny) but the groove is all horizontal luvin' and Jennifer Charles voice... she is a bonified sex kitten.

jp said...

Vader - Can I spank YOU? Warning: I don't use my hands. ;o)

Lady Charisse said...

I LOVE YOU FOREVER NOW!!What's better than sex? Nothing? Wrong! Bondage! :P You have the best stuff posted here! Unlike you, though, I prefer to be the "slave"...stems from some eerie nightmares that left their mark in my mind and fuel my darkfantasies....

CountChocula said...

The Dastard - I think I have heard something by them, it was a cover of Berlin's - Sex (i'm a), which is a great song already, but the cover was hot!

evilsciencechick said...

I always learn such interesting things from your blog! Even if I have to keep looking behind me to make sure no one at work sees what I'm reading!!!!

Hmmmm...you've given me many many good ideas...and K has been a VERY bad boy recently... :) can't wait.

you rock, grrrl!

Avuncular 1 said...

Count: Yes! That's who I am talking about.

The Dave said...

Drink and drugs can cause you to seriously underestimate safety risks. Avoid intoxicationAvoid Intoxication!?!Why not just say avoid fun! You want to tie your own sober ass up then go for it, BRING OUT THE GIMP!

Vadergrrrl said...

Dastard - bring it on baby!

Count - your too much! I loved your post on boobs by the way... too funny, speaking over ever try nipple clamps? -

Maddy - Too funny... Bobbitize... How is John Wayne lately, he looked fully functional in his porno. I would love to buy that one, its a total classic.

Dastard - Your gonna have to come out here so I can try "sexin" to all this music your describing. I still say nine inch nails or skinny puppy or marilyn manson, or something dark and nasty is the BEST. xoxoxoxoxoxo

JP - you can spank me if I can spank you... LOL. What do you spank with anyway? No hands????

Lady Charisse - I LOVE YOU FOREVER. The life of a Tease is a GREAT site. Im just not a tease, I do it all baby.... LOL I like to PLAY a DOM when Im dressed up on the town, but in the bedroom, I am all SLAVE baby.

Count - Berlin Sex--- yes great song!

EvilScichick - you rock. I know how you feel though, Im sitting here in an OPEN library posting this stuff. I use the toggle key, quite liberally! LOL

TheDave - I was waiting for a Pulp Fiction quote... leave it to you. LOL.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

jp said...

You'll just have to find out for yerself, Vaderchicky.

Vadergrrrl said...

NOFX
S&M Airline
I went to the airport, but i missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
Then a lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention
She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight
She could get me a seat and the price was right
She tugged on my pants so i jumped at the chance
I had no idea what was in store for me
She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat
She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet
She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when i begged
One things for sure i'll never fly s/m airlines again
The stewardess in leather came walking down the isle
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
The rain was so bad i had tears in my eyes
Then i looked up and there were two gartered thighs
Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
Before i could do anything she slapped my dick
So i followed he commands, my aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees
The plane finally landed by the end of night
I had to get off of this torture flight
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip
She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip.
I'll never fly s/m airlines again
I'll never fly s/m airlines again
I'll never fly s/m airlines again
I'll never fly s/m airlines again

Vadergrrrl said...

Nine Inch Nails
Happiness is Slavery
slave screams he thinks he knows what he wants
slave screams thinks he has something to say
slave screams he hears but doesn't want to listen
slave screams he's being beat into submission
don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
the devils of truth steal the souls of the free
don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness is slavery
slave screams he spends his life learning conformity
slave screams he claims he has his own identity
slave screams he's going to cause the system to fall
slave screams but he's glad to be chained to that wall
don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
the blind have been blessed with security
don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness is slavery
i don't know what i am i don't know where i've been
human junk just words and so much skin
stick my hands through the cage of this endless routine
just some flesh caught in this big broken machine

Vadergrrrl said...

Zed: Bring out the Gimp.

Maynard: But the Gimp's sleeping.

Zed: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

Vadergrrrl said...

Okay, and the BEST S&M Lyrics
2 Live Crew
S and M

Luke:
LET THE BEATINGS BEGI-I-I-I-IN!

[Excerpt from the Cheech & Chong track "Pedro and Man At The
Drive-In," in which a man is whipped and gives cries of satisfaction]

Woman:
"Listen all you motherfuckers! Callin' alllll freaks!
Bull-daggers! Pussy riders! Shit eaters! Dick beaters!
Fags! Sissies! Asshole fuckers, or just plain ol' fuckers!"

Verse 1: Brother Marquis:
I'm a part of this, just like you
I'm a disciple of Satan, with work to do
I'll ride you to your death and squeeze blood from your breast
And work you like a sex slave, you gets no rest
I can see it in your eyes, the devil's deep inside
You're a masochistic freak in disguise
Your love is your pain, and pain is your gain
You'll force the fit just to feel the strain
You worship the bed with your life
Holding sessions of confession every moonlit night
You do it so good, tasting every ounce
Until the last drop, leaving nothing out!

Luke:
S & M! Bring yo' dick-suckin' friends!
S & M! Let the beatings begin!
S & M! Bring yo' momma and her friend!
S & M! Bring all your horny friends!

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
I wear my leather in the summer to every show
With my whip around my neck, I control the hoes
My sexual fantasies must be fulfilled,
Or my tensions will increase, and then I will ill
So I pulled a little girlie, this is what I did
Jumped in the ride, took her to the crib
Rushed her in the room, sat her on the bed,
Grabbed her by the ass and she gave me head
Then I turned her over, got it from the back
The pussy was sorry, so the bitch got slapped
Then I took my dick out, laid it on her chest
She put it in the middle, then she squeezed her breasts
As I got some feeling, this is what I said:
"Baby, baby, please! Just a little more head!"

Luke:
S & M! Bring yo' sister and her friend!
S & M! Bring all your hoey friends!
S & M! Bring yo' momma and her friend!
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