"The mark of an immature man is that he would die knobly for a cause. The mark of a mature man is that he would live humbly for one" - Catcher in the Rye -WARNING WRITER SPELLING CHALLENGED! But Sometimes you have to say "what the fuck!"
Wednesday, June 30, 2004
Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy
I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out." –Jack Horner
Today I discovered I share a birthday with a famous star, Porn star that is. March 12 is not only MY birthday, but its also the birthday of the Hedgehog or better known as Ron Jeremy. I could not believe I have never discovered this until today, I knew about Ricky Shroder and Lawrence Welk, but never this icon who has done so much to revolutionize sexuality in America. I must say that I am honored. March 12, the day porn star champions are made!
Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy
and if you wanna get popped in your knee
just wipe that look off your fat face
you hate me cause I got what you need
You hate me cause I got what you need,
A pretty little daughter that we call mixie, and,
If you wanna get beat physically
It will be over in a minute if ya
So she told me to come over and I took that trip
And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip
And when it came out, it went drip drip drip
I didnt know she had the g.i. joe, kung foo grip
And it went - uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound
When I kiss mixie she makes me feel horny,
Cause I’m the type of lover with the sensitivity,
When she kiss my neck and tickle me frenzy,
The right kind of lover on sunday morning
-Sublime Carress me Down
Amber Waves: Let me just check on something. [Takes off Dirk's pants.] That is a giant cock.
Ron's reply to Bradley
"I don’t think I'm much hornier than the average guy," says the man who fucks for a living. In his broad, Jewish-New-Yorker accent, Ron Jeremy continues with the matter-of-fact pragmatism of an accountant, "People often think you must be. But I don't know, you have to have a certain amount of concentration to do it on camera."
*he is a star wars fan too… here he is with Carrie Fisher and the actor who played Chewbacca!
Floyd Gondolli: I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.
They call him Hedgehog. Short, hairy and pleasantly plump, he's been in over 1,750 pornographic films, as well as mainstream movies, including Detroit Rock City and Orgazmo. He's appeared in 14 music videos from Moby's to Ice T's. Charted his own music for 27 weeks on Billboard. Directed over 300 films and has even done stand-up comedy. He's lectured at California State's Fullerton campus and at UCLA on sex and the law.
- Ron Jeremy stats
Full Name: Ron Jeremy
Occupation: Porn Star
Name: Ron Jeremy
Birthday: March 12, 1953
Birthplace: New York
Oooh yes... Do me Ronnie?!?!?!?
I confess not attracted to Ron Jeremy, but I LOVE watching him in adult film. And like Tony Soprano, there is something about Ronnie that makes him strangely appealing. Why?, because he makes me laugh, and every porn scene he appears in is fun. I currently own two pornos with Ron Jeremy, and I love watching his scenes. In one porn, he plays the slimy porn boss who is auditioning a new “star”. In the other, he plays himself Ron Jeremy, it’s a Debby Does Dallas movie (the 3rd) and he cameos as himself and even shoots a hairy ass scene. Its like train wreck porn, he grosses you out with his hairy ass and fat body, and makes you laugh at the same time. His expressions during his cum shots are always classic. Close up on his face, and he gets all scrunched up and intense! LOL. He delivers his lines with sleaziness and style of a pornstar champion. Im always impressed at his acting, he actually is good, and I suppose what is the best acting is how he scores so many chicks! Ron has been with everyone, from Nina Hartley to Kendra Jade.
I think I was the average looking guy that guys could relate to. If you get a real good-looking guy, it's hard to get so far because the audience does not relate.
Vibrating Ron Jeremy Penis.... Ewwwww!
I found on the internet that you can actually buy a vibrating penis molded after Ron Jeremy, though I don’t know if that thought excites or disgusts me. A vibrating replica of the body part that made Ron Jeremy famous.
Quotes from the Jedi Master
What is your favorite position?
Any one where the girl screams "yes!"When you have sex, is it a chore or...
Oh I still love it.
Q: Good to know, how about sex toys, anything you like or use?
Yes, my own mold, the Ron Jeremy mold, so I can double penetrate a girl and both are mine
Sex Tips from the Hedgehog
"To quote my old friend the comedian, the late, great Sam Kennison, 'lick the alphabet'. Sam would say, if he learned give really good head, he wouldn't have to give away everything he owns every five years. The trick is to give a girl really good head, and give her a good orgasm before she even sees what your penis looks like. Keep the mystery going."
Would Ron do a male/male love scene?
Men "I won't do men. Only because once you a guy's hairy behind, you don't feel like sticking anything in it. I wanna give him a shave. And I don't have to worry about it, because I've seen my rear end on a wide screen and no self-respecting homosexual would want to do me."
Jeremy interview links
What Ronnie considers Quality Stuff?
I like the old-fashioned stuff with a plot and a story line since I'm coming from the actor's point of view. Some people say, "Why?" Well, I like a setup, a buildup, a tease. I still come from the old-school attitude where you want to see a tease before you see the girl get naked. Let's see some dialogue and get into character. I don't want, here's a cup of coffee... eat me!
Like Dirk Diggler.. Ron does Karate!
Ron the Funny Man:
I think porn films need that, but was told to stop making jokes after the nookie started. I was criticized by one of the filmmakers, who told me that guys can't laugh and have a boner at the same time. I never thought about it, but I had to agree with him
I Rented a Ron Movie from Hollywood Video
I saw the documentary Porn Star: the legend of Ron Jeremy, which I actually found at Hollywood Video. I LOVED the movie, it was a great documentary, that totally captured Ron’s personality, while also featuring some of his classic lines and adult scenes.
Ron describes the movie
It's about my life, from childhood on. Shows me getting into the teaching profession, my family being all war veterans. People are shocked that I was a former schoolteacher. It's a little slice of life, it puts a friendly face on the world of porn; no drugs, no alcohol, no abuse, just a guy, college-educated, who wanted to make a porno film, and ended up being in the porn business. People will find it interesting hopefully
Ron Jeremy-the movie link
"Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy" is the new, critically acclaimed feature film that explores the life of the world’s most unlikely sex star, Ron Jeremy.
The Daily Herald said of the film: "look beyond the temptation of doing nasty, intimate acts with drop-dead-gorgeous women. You'll see a hidden portrait of a man who spends his life in desperate perpetual motion, afraid to stop, and always stuffing the voids in the heart with superficial affections from complete strangers called the public...
Here is a link to Ron’s official webiste, if you want to see some great photos!
Ron Jeremy Site
Welcome to the Jungle…. Baby!
Ron Jeremy Biography I found this on the web... enjoy!
A pudgy but lovable wacko who has become one of porn's most prolific male stars through sheer perseverance, Ron Jeremy is one of the best-known porn studs of all time. He's a mustachioed and portly guy whose fun-loving nature comes through in every leering glance, a man who is affectionately known as "The Hedgehog" due to the amount of hair on his back. Ron Jeremy is certainly not the best-looking guy to ever sex for the cameras, but his dogged persistence and reliable tool have kept him busy for over twenty years.
Ron graduated in the Cardoza (Brooklyn) High Class of 1971 and attained a master's degree from Queens College. He was working as a high school special education teacher in New York City by the mid-1970's. In 1978, Ron's girlfriend sent a photo of him in to "Playgirl" magazine for inclusion in its 'Boy Next Door' section. The publishers knew a good thing then they saw it, and Ron's photo was duly published. He ended up getting not only lots of letters from female admirers, but also from some hardcore producers from the area. Ron was quite the ham even then and enjoyed moonlighting in off-Broadway theater. The burgeoning porn industry was just starting to take off in New York, and Ron leapt at the offers he received. He made his hardcore debut in 1979's "Tigresses. . .And Other Man-Eaters," taking on Samantha Fox in his very first on-screen encounter. He ended up dropping his teaching gig and pursuing porno stardom full time. Ron soon became one of the busiest guys in porn.
Ron is the first to admit that he's not the best looking guy in the industry, but he feels that his average-Joe looks have actually helped him to sustain his popularity. "People can relate," he says. "When you see a gorgeous guy getting all the girls, the audience goes 'So what?' You see a schlub like me get lucky and it's like there's hope for everybody else."
Ron has also moved behind the camera and branched out, becoming one of porn's most well-known ambassadors to the mainstream media. He's appeared on tons of talk shows (including numerous stints on "Jerry Springer") and serves as a frequent consultant on 'legit' projects like "Boogie Nights," "9 1/2 Weeks" and the acclaimed documentary "Heidi Fleiss: Hollywood Madam." Always eager to branch into the mainstream, Ron has also had bit parts in such Hollywood features as "Killing Zoe" and "Detroit Rock City."
Ron spends any spare time he has performing at comedy clubs from coast to coast, spreading his special brand of off-color glee. He remains one of the busiest men in the industry, a true original who has always done things his way.
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