Commuting my ass to work every day, I have to laugh at some of the bumper stickers. Rednecks have the best… Rush is Right… Straight and Narrow… all sorts of shit. Now I don’t have any bumper stickers on my car. Why? I think they are a magnet for cops, “hey look at me, pull me over”. But if I did, here is a list of what they might say… Enjoy
If You Drink, Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
Life is sexually transmitted.
Men have feelings too, but who really cares?
I'm looking for true love. But I'll settle for cheap sex.
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it
If the van's a' rockin, don't come a' knockin
I love my country. It's the government I'm afraid of.
For a small town this one sure has a lot of assholes
My child was inmate of the month at the county jail
If your gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair
Mean people suck, Nice people swallow
Submariners do it deeper
Big Truck, Little Dick
Beam me up Scotty!
My other car is a broomstick
If my smoking bothers you, Don’t breathe!
Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1862
Embarrasing my children, a full time occupation
I wouldn't laugh mister it could be your daughter in this car.
Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!
I didn't invent Sin, I'm just trying to perfect it.
GOD LOVES YOU!
(but everybody else thinks you're an asshole)
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
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"The mark of an immature man is that he would die knobly for a cause. The mark of a mature man is that he would live humbly for one" - Catcher in the Rye -WARNING WRITER SPELLING CHALLENGED! But Sometimes you have to say "what the fuck!"
Wednesday, June 16, 2004
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