"The mark of an immature man is that he would die knobly for a cause. The mark of a mature man is that he would live humbly for one" - Catcher in the Rye -WARNING WRITER SPELLING CHALLENGED! But Sometimes you have to say "what the fuck!"

Thursday, June 17, 2004

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. -Damone

Since Im trying to finish an freelance article Im working on, I decided to compile a list of movie quotes from some of my favorites movies. Enjoy!

Star Trek VI Final Frontier
Spock Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end.

Star Trek IV Voyage Home
Kirk No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

Taxi Driver
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"

American Pie
Jim: She's gone! Oh my God! She used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!

Dark Helmet: If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight.

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Star Wars
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Yoda: Yes, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever

Apocolypse Now

Robert Duvall (Kilgore): You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig.

Dirty Harry
Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan): I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

Shawshank Redemption
Morgan Freeman (Red): (narrating) The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home...that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. –Shawshank Redemption

Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
Mark Ratner: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
Mike Damone: That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.
Mark Ratner: The attitude?
Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

The Shinning
Jack Torrance: Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. Ha, ha.

Dannny Torrance: Redrum. Redrum. Redrum.

Clockwork Orange
Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Full Metal Jacket
Sgt. Hartman [I]'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!

Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, allright? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get. (He removes his razor) You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.

Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

Easy Rider
Billy - You gotta be kidding. I mean, you know who this is, man? This is Captain America. I'm Billy. Hey, we're headliners baby. We played every fair in this part of the country. I mean, for top dollar, too!

Blade Runner
Leon: Wake up! Time to die!

Roy Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Gaff: It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?

Rick Deckard: I was quit when I come in here, Bryant, I'm twice as quit now.

Boyz N da Hood
Furious Styles: Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?
The Old Man: Why?
Furious Styles: I'll tell you why. For the same reason that there is a liquor store on almost every corner in the black community. Why? They want us to kill ourselves.

Shalika: Why is it every time you talk about a female you gotta say bitch, ho, or hootchie?
Doughboy: 'Cause that's what you are.
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Vadergrrrl said...

How could I forget Boogie Nights! LOL

Dirk Diggler: When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign -- it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, "Dirk Diggler."

Buck Swope: See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.

Dirk Diggler: What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.

Pup said...

Yeh, first comment!

Old school's my movie of the moment for great quotes:
Mitch: At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

Pup said...

Oh damn it!! too slow...

Vadergrrrl said...

Hi Pup! Yeah Old School Rocks! Great quotes.

jp said...

Pulp Fiction - the most quoteable movie ever:

JULES: What country you from!

BRETT: What?

JULES: "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"

BRETT: What?

JULES: English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?


JULES: Then you understand what I'm sayin'?


JULES: Now describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

BRETT: What?

JULES: Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time! Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like!


JULES: You're may go a little nuclear? Well, I'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker, motherfucker!!

I could quote that whole damn movie.

Vadergrrrl said...

Love Pulp Fiction! My favorite quote is when Jules quotes the bible.

[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

jp said...

JULES: Now we're gonna be a coupla Fonzies here. And what was Fonzie?

Honey Bunny: Cool?

JULES: Correctamundo.

David said...

Pulp Fiction = Greatest movie ever.

Jack said...

LMFAO!! Great quotes! Jp, you beat me to it...I was sayin' "Oh, how could she forget 'Pulp Fiction', the "what?" scene! You suck! LMAO!! "English-motherfucker-do-you-speak-it!" Classic.
My favorite? "What does it feel like to keel a man?" More for the delivery and accent than anything...she has such a predatory gleam in her evil dark eyes when she says it. Maria Villalobos. Sexiest cabbie ever.

CountChocula said...

Ghostbusters (eesh, there are sooooo many)..

Egon - Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes!

Winston - The dead rising from the grave!

Venkman - Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

Johnny Monk said...

love all those movies, another great quote from pulp fiction:
Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Jimmie...
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"? Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!

also from the usual suspects:
and like that he's gone

Jay said...

I love Gladiator. I bought a script when I was in Hollywood a few years ago from a used props store. My two favorite lines are:

Proximo: Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around eating... and not mating.
You sold me queer giraffes.


Maximus: My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius.
Commander of the armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius.Fa ther to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance... in this life or the next.


Leese said...

Can definitely feel the dark side here...but your blog rocks!
I'm laughing my ass off...I should schedule my blog reading when I'm not eating..one of these days I'm gonna choke on my food...

pin said...

One of my favorites from "Fast Times" (that I use on my kids quite frequently) Spicoli - "Since you're here, and I'm here, wouldn't that make it 'our' time?"

Michael said...

Oh man, we could go on forever here. I won't do Pulp Fiction because it's overoveroverdone. Here's more from movies already cited.

Taxi Driver: I gotta get organizized.

Fast Times: People on 'ludes should not drive.

My favorite moment in Old School is after Frank the Tank (Will Ferrell) fights with Jeremy Piven: Mitch...I'm so cold...

Full Metal Jacket: This is my rifle! There are many like it, but this one is mine!

and OF COURSE!, from the same movie:

"Oh, me so horny. Me love you long time."

Vadergrrrl said...

I knew us bloggers would be a bunch of movie freaks.

Pulp Fiction is the greatest. I didnt forget it, its just that I like the dialog in Reservoir Dogs. Some other great quotes from Pulp Fiction would have to be in the rape scene with "Zed's Dead" Zed. Those 2 guys actually look kinda like the guys in my mullet gay porn video. LOL

Countchocula - I love ghost busters. I cant remember a quote for my favorite scene, but it would be when Bill Murray is shocking that guy for getting the questions wrong (he is actually getting them right) and letting the foxy girl think she is psychic.

Johnny Monk - You would remember that line. Tarrantino man, he knows how to push the buttons.

Hey, Hey, BigJay (we have no proof however LOL) Gladiator great movie. Joquien (sp) Phoenix yummy yummy. I love the bad boyz!

Hey Leese - thanks for comming by. Eating and blogging definately dont mix. :)

Pin - Ive got another FT quote for you
"What are you people.... ON DOPE!" Mr. Hand

Michael - Taxi Driver - best move to do on date, take prissy girl to X-rated theater.

Fast Times - "Bradley, the cruising vessel". - I love watching Nick Cage flip burgers.

Full Metal Jacket - This is my rifle this is my gun, one is for fighting one is for fun!

Vadergrrrl said...

Have to post my name sakes quotes here. Luv ya dad! (I threw a couple of Han Solo's in too)

Darth Vader: There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations.
Boba Fett: As you wish.

[Darth Vader has just learned that Admiral Ozzel's big blunder, and activates a viewscreen]
Admiral Ozzel: [appearing onscreen with Captain Piett] Lord Vader, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to...
[Ozzel stops, and suddenly begins to choke, clutching at his throat]
Darth Vader: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. Captain Piett?
Captain Piett: Yes, my lord?
Darth Vader: Make ready to land our troops beyond their energy field, and deploy the fleet, so that nothing gets off the system.
[beside Piett, Admiral Ozzel utters one last strangled gasp, and falls over dead]
Darth Vader: You are in command now, Admiral Piett.
Admiral Piett: Thank you, Lord Vader.

Darth Vader: Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. Join me and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son.

Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete; when I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master.

Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Han Solo: Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

Han Solo: Damn fool, I knew you were going to say that. Obi-wan Kenobi: Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?

Han Solo: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy.

you know who said...

Obi-Wan: Mos Eisly Space Port...you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany...we must be cautious...

Anonymous said...

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glad to say I knew all of these...and can't believe NO ONE has quoted Office Space yet LOL!

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Justin said...

I gotta go with Pulp Fiction again. You all missed my favorite bit.

"Does he LOOK like a BITCH!?" Bam! Jules led Brett right into that one.

Wendy said...

Damn Vader, you've posted so many I love!! You ROCK! I just had the pleasure of introducing my husband to Pulp Fiction, and I can't believe no one quoted any Marcellus!?!

I've also got to throw in one from American Beauty:
"I want the job with the least amount of responsibility."

Inanna said...

Vader, your blog rocks!! Had to share my fave "American Beauty" moment as well...

ANGELA: Jane! He is a freak!
JANE: Well, then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people. And you'll never be a freak because you're just too perfect.
ANGELA : Oh, yeah? Well, at least I'm not ugly.
RICKY: Yes, you are. And you're boring. And you're totally ordinary. And you know it.

And the cheesy...

From "Twister"

Bill: Why can't we just spend a normal day together?

and...from the "Princess Bride"

Inigo: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Debra said...

Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.The same as the Japanese ki or Chinese chi? lol That's how the force was explained to me, and vice versa. The Japanese character of ki was also my first tatoo. :)

The Dave said...

Had to stop by with some office space quotes and give you some cubical love:

Michael Bolton:

"Why should I change, he's the one who sucks"

"I told those fudgepackers I liked Michael Bolton's music"

"PC Load Letter... What the fuck does that mean?"


"When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."

"You see, ever since I started working at Initech, everyday has been worse than the day before it. So that means that everyday that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."


"The ratio of people to cake is too big."

"...and I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."

and finally...

"I was told I could listen to my radio at a reasonable volume."

Vadergrrrl said...

Hey had to post my favorite Marcelles Pulp Fiction quote.

What now? Let me tell you what now. *sound of agony* I'm gonna call a couple hard pipe-hittin' niggers to go to work on homes here, with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.


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